Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude
$ 14.00

 

Deep in the heart of the Black Forest, Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. foragers tirelessly comb the leafy paths for this premium-quality, imported Schadenfreude. Enjoy one gallon's worth of the thrill of cackling at your enemy's downfall - but indulge with care. Too much Schadenfreude will permanently wrinkle your soul.

CAUTION: as with all Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. Superpowers, we advise a) extreme caution when opening the container (in fact, we advise against ever opening it - are you really that keen to tamper with the essential nature of our universe?) and b) we would like to make very clear that this is not an edible product. Don't put it in your eyes, on your hair, or in your favorite food.

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