Joy - 1/2 Pint
Spread holiday cheer with this sweet, stocking stuffer sized can of Joy! The thing that makes life worth living, illuminates the holidays and makes grappling with all those super-villains worth it.
CAUTION: as with all Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. Superpowers, we advise a) extreme caution when opening the container (in fact, we advise against ever opening it - are you really that keen to tamper with the essential nature of our universe?) and b) we would like to make very clear that this is not an edible product. Don't put it in your eyes, on your hair, or in your favorite food.