Aardvark Bros. Superpowers
Ever fancied traveling at 299,792,458 meters per second? Altering the magnetic fields of this spaceship called Earth? Straight from the Aardvark Bros. factory in the Berkshire Mountains, active since 1837, this is our selection of top-quality, premium superpowers. Generations of superheroes approve!
CAUTION: as with all Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. Superpowers, we advise a) extreme caution when opening the container (in fact, we advise against ever opening it - are you really that keen to tamper with the essential nature of our universe?) and b) we would like to make very clear that this is not an edible product. Don't put it in your eyes, on your hair, or in your favorite food.