Who wants to live forever? Well, statistically speaking, 99.999999999% of BSSCo. customers. Join them - or give the ultimate gift.
CAUTION: as with all BSSCo. Superpowers, we advise extreme caution when opening the container. In fact, we advise against ever opening it: are you really that keen to tamper with the essential nature of our universe?
We would also like to make very clear that this is not an edible product. Don't put it in your eyes, on your hair, or in your favorite food. Also do not eat your eyes or hair.