Strings (for use in String Theory)
Looking for a product that's compatible with quantum gravity? Not so picky about quantifable backing for theories of quantum mechanics? Then enjoy our new Strings (For Use With String Theory). Stephen Hawking approved (the theory, that is - not our humble product)!
CAUTION: as with all Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. Superpowers, we advise a) extreme caution when opening the container (in fact, we advise against ever opening it - are you really that keen to tamper with the essential nature of our universe?) and b) we would like to make very clear that this is not an edible product. Don't put it in your eyes, on your hair, or in your favorite food.